Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
