he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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