I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
