i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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