dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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