I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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