Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm like, not good at living.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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