I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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