Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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