It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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