marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
So many bounce houses so little time
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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