i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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