He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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