she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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