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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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