As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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