so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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