Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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