Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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