Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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