He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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