Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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