I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i don't like sucking hair
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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