yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dick very happy bro
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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