So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
mondays should just be called national damage control day
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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