I hope mine doesn't look like that
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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