I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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