It's just like the Real World with babies
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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