I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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