There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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