Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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