did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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