Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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