So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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