No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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