She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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