Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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