whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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