We're like a lot better than the average bears
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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