you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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