He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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