blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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