I want to make a zoo with you.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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