Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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