It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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