They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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