We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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