I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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