we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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