Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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