i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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