I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
