is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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