I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
