M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Shame is for Republicans.
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