It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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