The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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