im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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