how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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